There's a Truly Hilarious Update in the Kim Kardashian Cocaine Lines Saga

This is pretty epic.

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Remember yesterday when Kim Kardashian appeared on Snapchat with two very suspicious-looking lines of white powder on a table behind her, and the internet accused her of doing cocaine? Which, frankly, seems pretty off-brand considering Kim barely even drinks? Yeah, well about that.

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After initially defending herself via twitter (saying the lines were powder from Dylan's Candy Bar) Kim went on to reveal that they're actually striations on her marble table.

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"C'mon, I don't play like that," Kim explained. "C'mon. I have kids. It's not my lifestyle. I've never been like that. I just really can't believe this. That it was a marble table."

Obviously this entire thing is completely hilarious, and Twitter responded as you would hope:

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Thank you for this gift, internet.

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