Khloé Kardashian is up for many things *sexually.* She will happily enjoy a love bite. She is down with some light foot play. But, as the world learned recently, she draws the line at Furries.
How do we know this? Because Khloé has finally decided to open up about her sex life on her app. Nice day for it. Spring is here and all that. Here's what we learned.
1. Khloé is up for light S&M
"Sadists get off on pain, which I can appreciate," writes Kardashian. "I keep a rhinestone whip by the side of my bed. I like 'love bites,' as long as they're done kindly. Don't make me bleed, LOL!"
"I've seen some intense documentaries where people are in cages and sh*t like that, which is NOT for me. Don't even try." So essentially, S&M lite is perfectly alright. Are you taking notes yet, Khloé enthusiasts?
2. Khloé is also up for your foot fetish. To a point.
"Foot fetish: If the guy I was dating had a foot fetish, I think I could deal," Kardashian explains. "I guess it depends, though. I don't mind if someone thinks I have pretty feet or wants to massage my feet. I don't even care if you kiss my feet! But the really kinky sh*t—like foot jobs, LOL—it's like, what the hell are you doing?!"
3. Food isn't a massive turn-on
Decrees Kardashian: "That doesn't do it for me at all!!! I mean, a whipped cream moment is okay, but I don't want to eat when I'm having sex! Definitely not something savory—there is NOTHING sexy about comfort food, LOL!!! If my partner wanted to bring a full meal into the bedroom, I don't think I could do it."
4. Furries don't do it for her at ALL
"Some people like getting dressed up as animals when they have sex. Just not my thing." Fair enough.
5. And neither does the adult baby thing
Kardashian summed up her feelings on dressing up as an adult baby during sex with a concise "f*ck no."
"I'm sorry," she wrote, "but I'm gonna have to change your diaper one day when you're old and gray, so I do not want that to turn me on. Nope."
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