In true Khloé Kardashian fashion, the reality star hosted a good ol' round of "f**k, marry, or friend-zone"—because the latter is way worse than death, obvs— and generously shared the results via her website.
The mix of contenders included Disney princes, U.S. presidents, and some of the funniest ladies in comedy and her kinky truths have us in stitches 😂. Here's how it went down.
F**k: "I'd definitely f--k Sarah Silverman. She's smoking hot, haha!"
Marry: "I'd marry Tina Fey because she seems like she'd be a good wifey."
Friend-Zone: "I'd friend-zone Chelsea [Handler] because we're good friends in real life and I love her!!!"
F**k: "I'd f--k the Beast—I did want to f--k the Beast back in the day, LOL."
Marry: "Of course I'd marry Prince Charming. No brainer!"
Friend-Zone: "I'd friend-zone Aladdin because he doesn't do it for me, but I'd let him take me on a magic carpet ride, haha!"
F**k: "[I], LOL!"
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