John Legend Bought Chrissy Teigen a Cheese Wheel for Christmas

In a bid to beat Chester Cheetah at his own game, John Legend gifted his pregnant wife, Chrissy Teigen, with the best Christmas present ever: a giant wheel of cheese.

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John got me my lifetime dream for Christmas! A cheese wheel to dump pasta and risotto in for years to come! My tableside serving game is bout to be liiiiiit! Heading out to relax with the fam now woohoo! ❤️🌴☀️

A post shared by chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) on Dec 19, 2015 at 4:04pm PST

Sorry, Santa, you are no longer relevant. John Legend is all that matters now.

Obviously, Chrissy described her cheese wheel as a "lifetime dream," and then posted a photo of it hollowed out and filled with pasta.

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If you haven't seen one of these wheels in action oh man, it is a thing a beauty. Hot pasta is tossed around, gently melting the cheese and plated right at your table. 😩😩😩 It makes me emotional

A post shared by chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) on Dec 19, 2015 at 4:20pm PST

Honestly, if you don't walk away from that image weeping tears of yuletide joy, there's something wrong with you. (Unless you are lactose intolerant, in which case, is it too late now to say sorry?)

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