Beyoncé Goes Outside in Baggy Coat, Everyone Immediately Thinks She's Pregnant

Halt, rumor mongers.

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If the gossip rags are to be believed, Beyoncé has been pregnant (opens in new tab) 37 times now, with the current unborn Babyoncé holding the Guinness World Record for longest residency in a womb. But it's not logic that keeps the lights on, so once again, Beyoncé Might Have a Fetus Growing Inside Her.

As seen in a series of new photos (opens in new tab), the apparently hyper-fertile singer crosses her arms over her stomach as she and her husband Jay Z exit a West Hollywood restaurant before hitting up the Golden Globes after-parties (opens in new tab). So what's the big deal? Beyoncé covering or otherwise obscuring her body + the oversize paint-splattered army jacket = BABY ON BOARD.

Or…she's got a case of vacation bloat. Or...she just had the kind of blowout dinner that ends with petits fours. Or...we could just wait until she tells us.

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Chelsea Peng
Chelsea Peng

Chelsea Peng is a writer and editor who was formerly the assistant editor at MarieClaire.com. She's also worked for The Strategist and Refinery29, and is a graduate of Northwestern University. On her tombstone, she would like a GIF of herself that's better than the one that already exists on the Internet and a free fro-yo machine. Besides frozen dairy products, she's into pirates, carbs, Balzac, and snacking so hard she has to go lie down.