Beyoncé is turning 35 this year (please cancel all plans for September 4), and naturally she's throwing herself a birthday party. The theme? Soul Train, an obvious nod to the glorious variety TV show that showcased talented R&B, soul, hip hop, funk, jazz, disco, and gospel artists. In other words, BEST PARTY EVER.
E! reports that the birthday soirée will take place on September 5 in New York City, though the location isn't known—presumably because the Beyhive would swarm and Beyoncé would end up covered in honey and fan mail.
No word yet as to who's invited, but it should be noted that Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, and Taylor Swift are currently in the Concrete Jungle.