This Is Not a Drill: Up to 50 Percent Off at Net-a-Porter

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But actually, it is the most wonderful time of the year! Net-a-Porter is holding one of its legendary up-to-50-percent-off sales, in which designer duds by the likes of Alexander McQueen, 3.1 Phillip Lim, Aquazzura, Burberry, DVF, Michael Kors, Stella McCartney, and Chloé are up for grabs.

If you're not tied up with work/Thanksgiving prep, hop to it! The discounts customarily get deeper as time passes, but when the pickings are this bountiful, who can wait?

I'm Chelsea Peng, the assistant editor at MarieClaire.com. On my tombstone, I would like a GIF of me that's better than the one that already exists on the Internet and a free fro-yo machine. Besides frozen dairy products, I'm into pirates, carbs, Balzac, and snacking so hard I have to go lie down.