Ugly Halloween Sweaters Are Officially a Trend, and Now I'm Really Scared

Etsy, $34

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This pick's a safe bet for the ugly sweater first-timers—it's not overwhelmingly hideous, and just the right amount of ugly to convince 'em this isn't your first rodeo.

Walmart, $21

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How to @ the patriarchy in a sweater 101.

Wildfox, $98

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Behold: an accurate representation of my face every time I see Noah Centineo pop up on my Instagram feed. This pullover walks a very fine line between flirty and creepy, which is why it's absolutely perfect.

Amazon, $34

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Look closely and you'll realize this sweater is an ode to your favorite Halloween movie, Hocus Pocus. Buy two more to appropriately match with your coven.

J.Crew, $60

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I love a good theme year-round, which is why I'll be wearing this hoodie every time I don't get a text back.

Amazon, $34

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"You say you want a bad b*tch witch baby, now you have it..." 🎶

Walmart, $19

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Nobody puts pumpkin in the corner.

Etsy, $20

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Them: Why do you look so unhappy all of the time? Me:

Amazon, $40

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Introducing the OG ugly Halloween sweater. Be careful, or you might find yourself accidentally twinning with the girl across the room.

Amazon, $29

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Pete Davidson will be wearing this exact sweater in exactly two and a half weeks. Promise.

Twenty One Pilots, $60

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This sweater checks off two boxes: excellent Twenty One Pilots stan merch (the band's name and logo is embroidered on it), and an accurate representation of how we all feel nearing the end of 2018.