Ugly Halloween Sweaters Are Officially a Trend, and Now I'm Really Scared

I'm going to need some booze boos (sorry).

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Design by Morgan McMullen

Listen, I'm all for the ugly Christmas sweaters, but ugly Halloween sweaters are...taking it to another level. Do I love them? No. Will I wear them? Absolutely. Exhibit A: When the Halloween party is a few weeks away and you don't want to look like Cady or Regina, life will be a lot easier (and warmer) when you can choose from one of these ugly-but-cute sweaters, below.

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1 The First Timer
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Etsy, $34

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This pick's a safe bet for the ugly sweater first-timers—it's not overwhelmingly hideous, and just the right amount of ugly to convince 'em this isn't your first rodeo.

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2 I Boo What I Want
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Walmart, $21

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How to @ the patriarchy in a sweater 101.

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3 The Flirt
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Wildfox, $98

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Behold: an accurate representation of my face every time I see Noah Centineo pop up on my Instagram feed. This pullover walks a very fine line between flirty and creepy, which is why it's absolutely perfect.

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4 Hocus Pocus
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Amazon, $34

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Look closely and you'll realize this sweater is an ode to your favorite Halloween movie, Hocus Pocus. Buy two more to appropriately match with your coven.

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5 Ghosted
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J.Crew, $60

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I love a good theme year-round, which is why I'll be wearing this hoodie every time I don't get a text back.

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6 Bad Witch
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Amazon, $34

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"You say you want a bad b*tch witch baby, now you have it..." 🎶

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7 Spice It Up
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Walmart, $19

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Nobody puts pumpkin in the corner.

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8 Resting Witch Face
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Etsy, $20

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Them: Why do you look so unhappy all of the time? Me:

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9 The Original Ugly Sweater
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Amazon, $40

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Introducing the OG ugly Halloween sweater. Be careful, or you might find yourself accidentally twinning with the girl across the room.

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10 Here for the Boos
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Amazon, $29

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Pete Davidson will be wearing this exact sweater in exactly two and a half weeks. Promise.

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11 Bad to the Bone
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Twenty One Pilots, $60

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This sweater checks off two boxes: excellent Twenty One Pilots stan merch (the band's name and logo is embroidered on it), and an accurate representation of how we all feel nearing the end of 2018.

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