Do Spill-Resistant Clothes Really Work? Marie Claire's Clumsiest Editor Puts Them to the Test

Good thing the GIF cuts off where it does, even though you can probably guess what I said after. Hint: It was most definitely not "Oh, dearie me."

It's a miracle! The Fanta beaded and mostly ran off, and any that was left, I could sluice away with my hands. Which is great, because that's where the blue Gatorade came in.

Mini conclusion: Like your lightweight friend, this shirt also has a two-drink limit. Mad decent, considering you'd never have that much liquid tossed at you in any real-life situation unless you were maybe breaking up with multiple people in quick succession.

Photographer Tyler Joe refused to let me publish the Frappuccino GIF because apparently it reminded him too much of the pea soup scene from The Exorcist. Fair. At this point, you can start to see the fabric becoming saturated and retaining some color, especially in the creases. Here, we reach another mini conclusion: water-based beverages, yes; dairy-based, no.

"It'll be fun," they said.