Like having a $7,000 Sottsass Ultrafragola mirror sprouting from your cranium.
If Dolce & Gabbana is out of your league.
Prada studies abroad in the U.K.
This'll do while you're saving up for a pair of Marco de Vincenzo sandals.
Classic, but with a double-strand twist.
For your own Beyoncé halo.
Pre-knotted so you can avoid texting "Be there in 5" while you're actually watching YouTube tutorials and crying in the bathroom because you've committed to a look you don't know how to do.
Because you're worth it. (Or just get a vintage bathing cap, honestly.)
Nobody really needs a headband with palm trees and smiley Easter Island heads, which is the beauty of it.
A modern work of art, materials: leather that looks like cellophane.