It's New Years Eve, and so you know we have to go out with a bang! And since this is 2016, that bang might as well include Kim Kardashian getting her butt and (possibly?) vagina touched up by makeup artist Mario Dedivanovic.
Check out the ~racy~ shots below, and be happy that your job doesn't require some dude to stick his hand where the sun don't shine. (Unless it does! And then more power to you in 2017!)
I've got a crisp one dollar bill for whoever can come up with the best captions. Go!
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