Today, we got a sneak peek at the finale of Kocktails With Khloé, which features guests Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, Chrissy Teigen, and John Legend, and some anecdotal GEMS straight from the mouths of Kim and Kanye... Like what inspired Kanye to buy his first cell phone:
"I got a phone because someone decided they wanted to marry Kris Humphries," Kanye tells the cozy group. "I honestly forgot that happened," Chrissy says of the 72-day Humphdashian period. Which, like, fair.
"I started sending her pictures of like certain basketball players that used to be cool that now they wear their pants up to here, like THIS IS YOUR FUTURE," he continued.
There's also the whole thing with him inexplicably pronouncing Kardashian "Kardi-shawn," but you know.
In another clip we also see Kim talking about North (whom she calls "North West") and how Nori totally sabotaged Kim's efforts to breastfeed baby Saint.
"Mommy, I'm not mad anymore. You can feed baby brother. I won't cry."
Gold. All of it.
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