Kourtney Kardashian Is on Vacay With Her Rumored Bae and Her Swimsuit Is *Beyond*

published 4 July 17

Kourtney Kardashian is channelling all of our Truest Selves when she tries to do a sport with her boyfriend and then promptly bails.

The 38-year-old reality star is on vacay with her rumored boyfriend, 24-year-old model Younes Bendjima, in St Tropez, and the two took to the water to try to jet ski? Paddle board? Jet ski/paddle board? Can someone tell me what's going on here?

Anyway, here's Kourt trying, bless her heart:

Leg, Fun, Surfing Equipment, Surfboard, Surface water sports, Standing, Leisure, People in nature, Summer, Vacation,

And then she's all, "HARD PASS, THANKS, BABE":

Fun, Surfing Equipment, Surfboard, Recreation, Surface water sports, Leisure, Watercraft, Summer, People in nature, Vacation,

And finally, that bathing suit is GORGEOUS. It's like spandex had a run-in with a Bedazzler and nobody escaped alive. I love it!

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Laura Beck

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