Save your printer ink, savage festivalgoers (or basketball fans, in this case): Khloé Kardashian's sex tape is never seeing the light of day.
"I've definitely recorded myself having sex with my ex-husband," the dairy-free dieter said during an interview with Watch What Happens Live's Andy Cohen on Sunday. "But not, like, talking to camera."
The semi-shocking revelation came in response to a caller who asked if she knew how her sister planned to talk to North and Saint about her, uh, youthful dalliances with Ray J. IDK, Khloé said, but one gets the sense Kim's experiences inspired her to keep her own highlight reel in a safe.
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